Thursday, March 10, 2011

Now I feel better.

Are YOU Ignorant, Mean-Spirited & Hateful???
Do YOU enjoy lying to clients/students about when they will be able to pay their bills?

HEAD ON DOWN TO THE UNO FINANCIAL AID DEPARTMENT!!! WE HAVE A POSITION FOR YOU AS A COUNSELOR!!!

Revel in the tears of clients/students when you rattle off a completely incomprehensible answer to their questions regarding their loans!!
Laugh Out Loud when you discover that they can’t pay their rent because YOU told them they’d have their money on a certain date!!
Gasp with Delight as you completely contradict any and all previous statements regarding the timeliness of a disbursement!!

AND REMEMBER!!!
No Matter what the problem is, ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE BURSAR’S OFFICE!!!

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